Enjoy Reading :
1) Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.
Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”
2) Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Pince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard"
3) Santa's theory :
Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed
& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
4) A sardar on an interview 4 DA post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......
5) A Sardar received an invitation, to a party
which said “Black Tie Only”!!
When he went to the party he was surprised to find
the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!!!
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